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Post by Arcanine on Mon Aug 29, 2011 7:05 pm

This is the thread for posting all your sigh-worthy, cringe-worthy and corny jokes!

So I'll go first:
'Q: What do you call a penguin in the desert?
A: Lost.'

cheers

Think you can out-corn this joke, go ahead! geek
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Re: Corny jokes thread

Post by Faelights on Mon Aug 29, 2011 8:26 pm

I don't have a joke. But I did cringe at that one.

(And I also cringed at multiple other "that's what she said" jokes while I was freaking out about not being able to post a reply, before realizing I wasn't logged in.)
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Re: Corny jokes thread

Post by Aisling on Mon Aug 29, 2011 8:30 pm

Hah! Rockin' thread. Smile I'm going to do a little subforum shuffling; planning to put the humour sub-board (currently in general) into the Off-Topic. That's where this is going to end up, when I'm done, if you need to hunt for it.


EDIT: Done. Smile
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Re: Corny jokes thread

Post by Arcanine on Tue Sep 06, 2011 3:38 am

hehe, thanks! Razz

Here's a really, really old corny joke:

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too small to smoke.


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Re: Corny jokes thread

Post by Faelights on Tue Sep 06, 2011 6:03 am

What goes "ho ho ho, swish, ho ho ho, swish, ho ho ho, swish"?

Spoiler:
Santa Claus caught in a revolving door. XD
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Re: Corny jokes thread

Post by Caspian on Wed Sep 07, 2011 1:08 am

*groans at all the jokes told so far*

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.

What type of game do you play with a Wombat?
Wom.
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Re: Corny jokes thread

Post by Arcanine on Wed Sep 07, 2011 12:51 pm

hahaha xD

Why does Santa have 3 lawns?


So he can mow mow mow.
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Re: Corny jokes thread

Post by Caspian on Wed Sep 07, 2011 1:26 pm

Two strings walk into a bar. The bartender yells, "We don't serve strings here-- so beat it!"

The strings walk away dejectedly, but one of them suddenly gets an idea. He knots himself and frays his edges, then marches right back into the bar.

The bartender, now furious, exclaims, "I told you! No strings in here! Get the ***** out of here!"

The string calmly takes a seat and explains, "You see, I'm not a string anymore, I'm a frayed knot."
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Re: Corny jokes thread

Post by Adam on Sun Sep 18, 2011 6:03 am

Two cows are grazing in a field.
First cow: Are you worried about catching Mad Cow Disease?
Second cow: No of course not, I'm a rabbit!
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Re: Corny jokes thread

Post by Lims on Sun Dec 22, 2013 11:48 am

I entered 10 puns into a contest once hoping that one would win, but no pun in ten did.

Two drums and a symbol fall off a cliff, ba dum tss.

A man walks into a bar, ouch.

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